Quotes on Cooking

Quotes to go with my cooking skills:


“The only real stumbling block is fear of failure.  In cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-**** attitude.”  Julia Child


“A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.”



 “Where there’s smoke, there’s toast.”



 “The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.”

                                                Julia Child


 “Never eat more than you can lift.” 

                                    Miss Piggy


Appropriate plaques: 


Today’s menu:  Take it or leave it.


Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.


If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.